The entries for the Wet caption competition have been looked over, groaned at, sneered at, and occasionally almost laughed at. And ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! Here it is:

Things were so much easier when I was slaying vampires.
Congratulations to Taryn Morrow of Dungannon. You should find your prize is in your hands very soon.
Watch this space for more competitions…..

Mine would have been: “Quick, hide Bobby Kotick!”
Mine would have been: “Woman driver interrupts highway shoot out.”