We love a good mystery here at Critical Gamer. Think of us as a Scooby Doo-esque crew; very much with the Mystery Machine, bumbling around and cries of ‘Zoinks!’, but very much without Scrappy Doo. And of course, rather than running after ghosts and monsters who invariably turn out to be mentally disturbed old men, we write about videogames. Anyway.
The point is, somebody’s put something up on the internet. Noteworthy as that is in and of itself, this is videogame related. Something that proclaims itself to be linked to “the best gaming news ever”. Now, the page in question carries little more than a few sentences; though one of these sentences does promise the chance to win a PlayStation Vita. We have it on very good authority that not only is this page legit, but also that it does indeed relate to something new and exciting for gamers. Providing your e mail address will not only give you a shot at the aforementioned contest, but you’ll also be amongst the first to know exactly what the big reveal is when it’s… revealed… in a fashion that is big.
If you sign up at http://en.bestgamesnewsever.com/ and win the Vita because you listened to us, be sure to tell all your friends who it was that helped make your life that little bit more awesome.
I swear, if this is anything to do with that money grabbing scheme also known as OUYA, I’ll come down to CG Towers and and go Castle Crashers on your arses!!!
You have been warned! LOL