Snakes On A Plain Biscuit

You’ve seen the movie Snakes On A Plane, right? No, me neither. It is by all accounts a terrible film however, that only got made due to internet hype that never translated into ticket sales. A shoddy unprofessional effort, that somehow snagged Samuel L. Jackson so it had a professional, talented face to show to the world. This reminds me of the games industry, and its laughable attempts to convince governments and mainstream media that it mass produces valid art.

Bend over and take your pricing

To recap: if you complained about Modern Warfare 2′s pricing and paid so much as a single penny more than you usually would upon release, you’re stupid. If you complained about the PS3′s release price but still paid it, you’re stupid. If you’re complaining about the Xbox Live Gold price hikes but have already resigned yourself to paying them, you’re stupid. If none of this applies to you, don’t worry. I do not doubt for a second that I could find several examples in your purchase history that would emphatically prove to my satisfaction that you are stupid.

E3: Conduit 2 Preview

Critical Gamer gets hands on with Conduit 2. Yes, they dropped the word “The” from their title. Seems weird. Oh, yeah. This was at E3.

Bad Company 2 Onslaught DLC on Xbox Live tomorrow

The Onslaught mode DLC for Battlefield: Bad Company 2 will be coming to Xbox Live tomorrow, June 24, as announced on the Battlefield blog by the new Community Manager, Bazajaytee.

GoldenEye Wii official announcement and trailer coming soon?

After 13 years, numerous disappointing Bond titles and the foaming screams of fans world wide, the immortal words ‘Bond will be back’ may finally apply to the N64 classic, GoldenEye.

Critical Talk: The first Critical Gamer podcast has landed!

We thought that there weren’t nearly enough podcasts on the internet, so we’ve started our own. Hurrah! In this, our very first podcast:

* Shake your fists! As you agree or disagree with the Modern Warfare 2 vs Bad Company 2 opinions within.
* Nod your head sagely! As three of us have our say on the prospect of PlayStation Move and Natal.
* Get Excited! As we discuss LittleBigPlanet 2.
* Scratch your head in confusion! As you hear how the British will overthrow their government via the sale of biscuits.

Critical Talk is hosted, edited, and produced by Steven (who also wrote the intro music). He is joined here by Michael and Anthony.

Killzone 3 details are out

Futuristic warzone shooter Killzone looks like it is getting another sequel with some juicy information on the third out in the latest issue of Gamepro.

New Blacklight: Tango Down trailer and co-op announcement

Continuing the steady reveal process of Blacklight: Tango Down, Ignition Entertainment have released a brand new trailer for the game along with the news that there will be a co-op mode included with the online multiplayer shooter.

F.E.A.R. 3 announced with live action trailer

As if you hadn’t been scared witless enough already by a creepy little girl wearing red, running around as you blast chunks of the wall into dust with a shotgun, it looks like another sequel is on the way for FPS horror series F.E.A.R.

New Blacklight: Tango Down faction revealed: The Order

Slowly drip feeding us more information about Ignition Entertainment’s summer bound downloadable online shooter, Blacklight: Tango Down, we have been given a glimpse at another faction to feature in the game, The Order.

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